I've seen enough hentai to know ...

Here at Evil Genius Tees, with our love of Cthulhu and all things tentacle-y, we've seen enough hentai to know where THIS is going:

A hip, popular meme from Memebase and 4chan, it's (of course) one of our favourites!  A funny, cheeky, and hip t-shirt, perfect for Cthulhu fans and internet meme followers. Great meme t-shirt, funny hentai t-shirt.

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Let us pause now for a moment of science

Science rocks, Einstein was right, Charles Darwin was a great man, and Stephen Hawking is a heckuva rapper. Who knew? ROTFL!

Bwahahahah! We're big fans of science here at Evil Genius and have the funny t-shirts to prove it! T-shirt gifts for science teachers, funny science tees, even things for the Mad Scientists out there.

Our original Evil Genius Tees Let us pause now for a moment of science t-shirt. Perfect for Darwin fans and Evolutionists and science lovers everywhere.

Cute, funny t-shirt for science teachers, especially you biology people! Not much makes a science teacher sick. You can't gross me out, I teach science with slimy, fuzzy, and grungy text.

Our basic science teacher shirt. Simple, to-the-point, with cool spikey text, it shares your love and pride as a biology, chemistry, physics, or any other science instructor. Great back-to-school gift!

Our funny science teacher warning shirt is a sure hit for birthdays, Christmas, and graduations from college. Warning, science teacher, your perceptions of the universe may be corrected at any time!

We even have stuff for the maverick science guy or gal! Actually, I AM a Mad Scientist! Great gift for any Evil Genius with a scientific bent.

As always our t-shirts come in oodles of colors, styles, and sizes. Infants, kids, juniors, plus sizes, and gorgeous maternity-cut styles, too, plus hoodies, zippered hoodies, long-sleeved tees, and more.

Remember, science is golden!

Evil Genius Tees enters contests

w00t!  So, no, we didn't win, but we had a ball designing for AShirtForEverything's t-shirt contest!  This contest's theme was "Hey you kids, get off my lawn!" and Bodog of RadioactiveTees, submitted this entry:


Hey you Reds get off my lawn Sarah Palin T-Shirt



featuring a map of Alaska and Russia with the caption "Sarah Palin, the golden years" and a speech bubble (from Alaska) saying "Hey you Reds, get off my lawn!" Funny political t-shirt for Republicans and Democrats alike, any Sarah Palin fans (or anti-Palin detractors).

For more funny t-shirts, rude college humor, and just plain weird tees, visit Radioactive Tees, today.

For Evil Genius gear, comic geek wear, and monsterous tees featuring Cthulhu, zombies, el chupacabra, the kraken, and more, buy at Evil Genius Tees.

For snarky, funny, and rude maternity clothes, pregnancy tees, baby onesies, toddler t-shirts, new dad gear, inferility t-shirts, adoption t-shirts, and large family tees, click on over to Evil Genius Woman.

In the meantime, keep an eye out for us to enter more contests. Yay!

Funny t-shirts make great Christmas gifts!

Funny, irreverent, snarky Christmas / Chanukah / Kwanzaa / Festivus / Yule t-shirts right here at Evil Genius Tees:

Sorry, Virginia, zombies ate Santa's brain!  An original by Evil Genius Tees complete with red gory blood splatters and drips. Great Christmas gift for zombie lovers or funny t-shirt for fans of the walking dead. Shown on our soft, warm, snuggly hoodie and also available on holiday Christmas ornaments, christmas cards, t-shirts, long-sleeved tees, and more!

Another of our zombie designs: a decomposing hungry walking corpse snacking on a dismembered human arm still clutching a colorful string of christmas lights!  Zombie Christmas! Another good xmas gift for any fan of the walking dead / undead.  Shown on our beautiful round ornaments - fine porcelain in two shapes, round and oval, sturdy, with outstanding printing quality. Also available on tees, sweats, hoodies, kid's clothes and more!

Funny and horror mix in our newest holiday design. It was Cthulhu's turn to steal Christmas. Funny t-shirt Christmas Cthulhu design; great for H. P. Lovecraft followers, fans of the old gods, necronomicon readers, or anyone from Arkham (Miskatonic University Alumni?) Holiday rooftop, empty Santa's hat, and green tentacles disappearing down the chimney.

Last but not least, our popular Bah Humbug anti-Christmas design.  Complete with broken red glass ornament it's a great gift for anyone form those who are just fed up with the crowds and the shopping to those who genuinely hate the whole holiday thing. As will all of our designs it comes on our thick, soft sweatshirts, and hoodies, our long sleeved t-shirts, plus regular tees, junior tees, women's tees (in a huge array of colors) and kid's and infant's clothes.

Please check out our newest items: black sweatshirts and hoodies, plus pink hoodies for ladies, along with the portable and easy-to-use Flip Minos mini camcorders with our own hip, unique, and unusual designs.

If you haven't gotten by yet, check out our newest specialty shops:

Cheesy Needs - Cheesy gifts for cheese lovers everywhere.
Evil Genius Comic Book Tees - T-shirts for comic book fans / comic geeks.
Evil Genius Horror Movie Tees - Scary, gory, monster-filled t-shirts for fans of the frightening.
Evil Genius Pirate Tees - ARRR! Any pirate, Caribbean or not, will love these seaworthy pirate t-shirts.

Have a GREAT and a SAFE holiday from those of us at Evil Genius Tees!

Barack Obama, socialist?

The 2008 presidential election is over and history has indeed been made. Some folks are ecstatic, some folks are outraged. Which are you? There's still time to have your voice heard.

Here are some funny political t-shirts with popular, hot-selling anti-obama, anti-liberal, anti-socialist designs for conservatives, republicans, GOP supporters everywhere:


Feeling sheepish? So, you voted for O baaa ma? A poke at the heard-like mentality of some voters.




Stuck between Barack and a hard place - funny conservative political t-shirt



Universal 'NO' symbol over Barack Obama's logo - Nobama






Just Biden my time T-Shirt




All I got was a junior socialist and that white guy - frustrated voter t-shirt




Plain and to the point - your socialist president sucks with hammer and sickle




Black and yellow danger sign - Warning, socialist in the white house




Patriotism or Socialism Sticker (Bumper)




HTML End Socialism Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt




Don't blame me - I didn't vote for your sopcialist president - anti-Obama t-shirt

Bob Barr, Libertarian, allowed to debate?

Why is the oldest and largest third party not allowed at the presidential debates?  I say let Bob Barr, our Libertarian candidate, debate Republican John McCain and Democrat Barack Obama!

Here's Bob Barr on the subject:



I made this political t-shirt for myself:

And this Libertarian t-shirt:

End the two party regime!  Let the Libertarian candidates debate! Why just choose the lesser of two evils?  Vote Libertarian.